Inspired by our handmade, 1994 demo tapes, which featured gold and silver stars to differentiate sides of the tape, these shirts have the cassette and stars on both sides. Printed for our July 2026 tour with Jejune, First Day Back and Gap Year. Extremely limited supply available!

Tan cotton shirt featuring artwork inspired by our 1996 Tree Records “Pierman/Paladin Taim” seven-inch.

Cotton patch printed by MerchKitchen for our 2026 tour with Jejune, First Day Back and Gap Year. Extremely limited supply available!

This is a large, horizontal patch, measuring about 10”x2.5”.

Upcycled work jackets featuring the Ethel Meserve logo embroidered on the front and keystone graphic silkscreened on the back. Each jacket includes the original name patch of the worker who previously used it. Since these are vintage/upcycled products, there are variations to each jacket and we can’t guarantee color.

Leftover bumper stickers from our 2026 tour with Jejune, First Day Back and Gap Year. Extremely limited supply!

Upcycled work jackets featuring the Ethel Meserve logo. Each jacket includes the original name patch of the worker who previously used it. Since these are vintage/upcycled products, there are variations to each jacket and we can’t guarantee color. This version DOES NOT feature the keystone graphic on the back!

You’ve Gotta Love a Shiney Gold Sticker! Inspired by our home state motto “You’ve got a friend in Pennsylvania”. Super limited quantity available after our 2026 July tour with Jejune, First Day Back and Gap Year! Sticker measures about 3”x2.5”.

Featuring an OG print ad of the facade of the original Ethel Meserve store we are named after, this black tote is perfect for picnics, carrying vinyl, storing dirty undies or using as a parachute for your vintage He-Man collection!

Numero Group 2×7” pressing of our 1994 emo tape. Features the songs Calba’s Last, H.A.L., Yadin’s Hair and Reelies. Second pressing. Extremely limited supply available after our July 2026 Tour with Jejune, First Day Back and Gap Year.

Printed by MerchKitchen for our 2026 tour with Jejune, First Day Back and Gap Year and inspired by our homestate motto “You’ve Got a Friend in Pennsylvania” these canvas patches measure about 4×4”. Extremely limited supply avaible.

New Old Stock pressing of our 2000 Tree Records release “Spelling the Names”. These are INCREDIBLY hard to find. Extremely limited supply available after our 2026 tour with Jejune, First Day Back and Gap Year.